i was juz reading the newspaper

den i saw

the poor dude

from a top jc

who killed himself

coz of his small problem

but hes quite foolish

hes got a gf whose real supportive

i mean his gal is fine w his small prob

so wtf is his prob

life is precious luh

u had to fight w 3 million other sperms

against immense obstacles

like spermicide

and condoms

and u kill urself coz ur dicks too small

sad luh sad

no offense to him or his family intended

but i realli pity him

and i feel damn bad

coz i cant relate to his prob at all

sighZxzxXZX.

hahaha

God bless his soul

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