once upon a time, there lived a little green man who lived in a little green house with little green windows and a little green door. he ate little green peas and drank little cups of green tea. he bathed in a little green bathtub and with a little green bar soap. he even had a little green rubber duck! so one day, in the midst of his little green bath, the little green man was interrupted by the ringing of his little green doorbell. he draped on a little green towel over his little green waist and went to open his little green door. much to his dismay, instead of a little green girl, there stood a rather frail looking old lady. suddenly, there was a sudden gush of wind, which blew the little green towel off the little green man's waist, exposing his little green thing. at the sight of the little green thing, the old woman screamed and ran across the road. a car hit her and she died.


what is the moral of the story?



do not cross the road when the little green man is flashing.

okay dumb and quite famous story bernard told me quite awhile ago. but still funny! -greens-

-teeheeZ

-blushes