Hi guys! Woohoo am I glad that the common tests are freaking over. They blew my ass off. :( And to those guys taking bio (or anything else) tmr, all the best man! Brain powerrrrrrrrr.

At the request of Bernard, I am posting an incident which took place after the physics paper yesterday.

Bernard has given a new name to land training.

1. It is called "clubbing" because there's the bar there.

2. You get high everytime because you pull yourself up.

3. Some people who club too much get a hangover. This is especially so for Sheng Lin (who left his footmark on the ceiling) and the many others who fling themselves upside down. By the way, he smiles as he "clubs" (observed by James) so we can call him the "smiling clubber".

4. Some people get so high they literally "float". These people so far have been Chiam and Seetoh. They "float" at the bar.

5. Every club needs bouncers right? Well, we got ky and moobs, who decide how much we can club. They stop us when the "clubbing" time is up.

As mentioned by Mr Go, "clubbing" should be every canoeists' bread and butter. That's right. I can't agree more. So in your free time, do some "clubbing" (just like some of the girls who went "clubbing" during the cts, dey de MAN!).

Okay, that's all from me. Let's prep up for nationals!

P.S. all the crappy ideas came from Bernard the Monk. He's just FOS (full of shit).