1) some dust flew into jing cong's eye and i was trying to blow it out.
2) i was telling jing cong a secret.
3) jing cong fell down and i tried to see if he was ok.
4) i was trying to do some judo move on him which my classmate taught me.
5) he gave me 50 bucks to gay him.
6) i wanted to make jameson jealous.
7) we were having violent nightmares in our slp.
8) he was being a dick so i wanted to screw him *pun*.
9) we are both so hot tat we could not stand it.
10) i was adding pressure for him as he did sits ups so tat his abs would train harder.

anyway, believe it or not, 1 of the 10 explanations is true. u can go guess which one.