As we all know, calling people names is bad...real bad because this might affect their self esteem and cause them to have low self esteem, resulting them to become damn screwed up people in the future and they might go around raping pple and other bad stuff. Victims of name calling may go home and cry silently at night, thinking of commiting sucide and other irrational thoughts...

Well, i was a victim of name calling in the past 2 weeks, by 3 pple in fact, namely Wenxin, Juee and my class guy CT rep who is a nice guy but in a moment of folly called me FAT. This made me very trumatized...But, the day Wenxin and Juee first started the name calling, i was like WTF?!!! so when i reached home, i quickly took off my clothes and looked at myself in the mirror. It was only then tat i realized the truth...

1) They were jealous of my huge biceps.

2) They were jealous of my huge triceps.

3) They were jealous of my huge deltoids.

4) They were jealous of my sexy, hot ass.

5) They were jealous of my abes...6 packs to be specific.

6) They were jealous that my boobs were bigger then theirs...lolz

But apart from jealousy, i thought maybe there was something else...

7) Being in a terribly fun CCA in which we do many fun stuff...we need energy so i may have overeaten, causing my tummy to look overly bloated and FAT!

8) I may have had constipation in which all the faeces was stuck in my anus and large intestine, causing my stomach to look FAT but in actual fat i was juz full of shit...

9) As we sweat a lot during training, we also drink a lot of fluids. The overconsumption of fluids may have caused me to look FAT, and overconsumtion of liquids is also a primary reason why some canoeists cannot control their freaking bladders and keep pissing in Macrithie reservoir.

In conclusion, I am not FAT! Anyone who says this must either be jealous or looking at me when i'm full of shit...or piss.