On Tuesday, there was the canoeing exco campiagn speeches but the j1 canoeist guys were informed of the wrong timing so we came bout half and hour earlier at the stadium steps...and we were bored. So pple started doing stupid things like throwing and kicking a rugby ball in which the rugby ball occasionally ended up on the soggy field as it was raining. Den the smart ass who kicked the ball had to pick the ball from the field. Anyway, the rest of us were sitting on the stadium steps stoning...until kaiyang and jameson suggested playing the kaiyang and jameson show...so they started to interview jing cong aka big boobs.

So the interview started...

ky and j: So big boobs, can u describe your relationship with gal x?

big boobs: err...good

ky and j: So is the relationship steady like a train or rocky like a mountain?

big boobs: Steady like a train...

ky and j: HAHA! A train isn't steady...

Rest of us: -_-"

Guy x: So big boobs, have u done it yet? So do you like the train fast or slow when it enters the mountain hole?

big boobs: Fuck u la!

Guy x: Do many pple start alighting inside the mountain hole?

big boobs: wtf?!!!

Anyway, this is just the first part of the story...coz in 3 days time (friday) canoeists were invited to be bouncers at the raffles rock concert and as helpful and responsible guys we were, we gladly obliged. Anyway, halfway through the concert, ky, jameson, kenneth kong and me were a bit sian so we started to walk to the stadium steps to catch couples making out...i think it was ky's idea. So it was quite dark and we could see quite a few couples at isolated corners of the stadium steps but it was really too dark to see much so i commented tat some energetic students may be in the handicap toilet having quickies (based on the fact that the average age of losing one's vaginity in Singapore is like 14.5 or 15 years of age...i think i read it on the newspaper bout a month's back.). So we proceeded on to the handicap toilet. Suddenly, 1 gal unlocked the handicap toilet and walked out...and as i looked in, there were 2 other gals inside. So, the 4 of us were like -_-". Den our conversation continued...

1 of the other 3 guys: do u think they are going in or out, up or down?

1 of the other 3 guys: no la. they cannot. they must use artificial trains. (must read the first part to know wat a train is)

1 of the other 3 guys: do you like steam trains or bullet trains?

me: wat's the difference?

1 of the other 3 guys: steam trains vibrate a lot more then bullet trains.

1 of the other 3 guys: and the condensed steam can act as lubricant.

1 of the other 3 guys: hmm...i like mrt train. It "comes" every 5 min.

the rest of us apart from him: WTF!!!


And apparantly tat guy really had no pun intended...but it sounded real sick.
Anyway the raffles rock concert was not bad la. And it ended quite late. Den the next day which is today still had training. "Vain" was saying he slept at 12+ and woke up at 645...


Apart jing cong, ky and jameson and kenneth, no other pple were directly mentioned in the story to provide anonomousity for jing cong's gal friend and guy x. We will strive to continue self censorship as the responsible canoeist we are.