once upon a time there lived a little green man who lived in a little green house with little green windows and a little green door. his little green house had little green chairs with little green tables. he loved to eat little green peas and drank little green cups of green tea. he had a little green bathtub and he used a little green bar of soap. he even had a little green rubber duck! one day, while the little green man was bathing, his little green doorbell started ringing. the little green man draped a little green towel over his little green waist and opened the little green door. much to his dismay, instead of a little green girl, there stood a rather frail old looking lady with a pair of little green spectacles. all of a sudden, a gush of wind blew the little green towel off the little green man's waist, revealing his little green thing. the old woman screamed and ran across the road where she got knocked down by a car and died.

what is the moral of the story?



dont cross the road when the little green man is flashing.

bernard told me this little green story quite awhile ago. -greens- funny story!

-teeheeZ

-blushEs

woohoo i aced metrosexuality course!