today we had canoe training as usual and at the end of training, a pungent scent drifted around and pple started saying, "wtf la...who is the smelly f***er?". Those who din say anything had already died due to the poisonous fumes...so everyone started looking for the smelly bloke.

In the end, we realised that it wasn't a smelly bloke but many smelly blokes...blokes like guoren, kane and jing cong...den those fagots kept walking in the front when we were walking back to sch, killing everyone else walking at the back.

At first, guoren, kane and jing cong din admit tat they stank...but after a while, they realised that they did stink...so many stupid excuses came up.

Guoren: Aiya i dun stink la...it's not me...
After 5 min,
Guoren: Its the stupid lifejack i wore la...it stinks.

Jing Cong: I don't stink...u come smell me...it's not me...kane its u!
After 5 min,
Jing Cong: Its the smell of the sun...

like wtf la...i'm sure sun got smell...tat was a lame excuse

anyway, jing cong also invented a new word...or 2
Jing cong: Wah, i do k2 very stable...U dun see me capping size.

so the moral of the story...canoeists stink after training...and jing cong is a retard
:)