Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.


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