lets elaborate on selwyn's capsize today. hahahaha.

i didnt really see it, but it sounded really exciting from selwyn telling me about it. hahah. so what happened was selwyn saw a dead rat amongst the lilies. lets just say that if another person were to spot that dead rat, he/she would probably ignore it and hope someone clears up the mess. but if ur a nice guy like selwyn u would try to get rid of the dead rat. however, if ur a nice and STRONG guy like selwyn, perhaps u would wanna try and catapult the rat away. i mean..the catapult is one of the few primitive ways of propelling something in the air anyway!

so here's some illustrations of what really happened:



this is kinda the area, just to get a scene into ur head



so above is kinda the scene. selwyn spots a dead rat. selwyn moves towards the dead rat.



selwyn reaches out for the rat, gets ready to catapult it.



selwyn catapults it, pretty successful in this scene. rat flies in the air.



unfortunately, when ur as strong as selwyn, u tend to overuse ur strength sometimes. the result is overtilting ur boat. since selwyn overtilted his boat, he was unable to follow thru in the motion, therefore, rat didnt fall far away from him.



selwyn capsizes. selwyn is drenched with water that contains dead rats, dead fishes and dead cats (the evening shift people saw a dead cat). selwyn lands nearby a dead rat. selwyn is dirty.

so we can conclude that selwyn is a real man, although ordinary man would leave dead rat alone, hoping it'll decompose soon, selwyn attempts to make everyone's life easier by catapulting rat. since selwyn is a STRONG and nice man, it is very very easy to miscalculate the amount of strength needed. therefore selwyn has thru this capsize, shown that he is a strong and nice man.

oh anyway, jameson also got capsized by people in his shift. well. no suprises there. if u poke people almost as frequently as jameson does, u shld expect people to screw u upside down almost as frequently. haha!




okay im sleepy.


mug hard people!