Due to the recent turn of events, where certain respectable innocent canoeists have become sneaky and cunning, here's a post to highlight the benefits of being a monk or NGO(NO GALFREN ORGANISATION)...and the detriments and implications of being cunning...

Firstly, you become poorer coz u end up gg out more and paying double. Rmb that pair of shoes u wanted, that branded bag u sought after, the concert u wanted to attend? Thx to oppurtunity cost, yes, the galfren comes first so you can't get those things anymore...

Secondly, your time is limited so you have to sacrifice gg out with your clique, playing com games, even sch work for your galfren. For example, if some guy in a blue shirt decided to abandon his CCA frens to go eat lunch with his potential galfren after training...

Thirdly, it opens up an avenue for scandals. For example, if you already have a target galfren in mind and you still go around groping or carassing other pple's shoulders abroad, pple will think you are a bastard and a flirt...especially that gal you really liked...who may have liked you back and wanted to give u a hug b4 you left abroad to do CIP...

Fourthly, next year is our A levels. So we should be mugging our ass off and nt get distracted. Dun give yourself the excuse tat gg to study at the library with tat special gal is gonna be productive. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF! And stop peeking at the gal when u pretend to read your notes in the library. She's nt so dumb as nt to realise you are forever stuck at maths notes chapter 0 surds and indices...

Fifth, you are gg army after 1 year anyway. Tat's y even Shenglin the romantic canoeist became a monk after entering RJC. Its nt that he looks like an ogre or a troll, he actually has a hot bod and a cute smile and many gals want him. But he is so focused on his studies and occasionally vandalising property, killing wildlife and destroying the natural ecosystem that he finds it meaningless to be as sneaky and cunning as other canoeists who shall nt be named here.

Of course, there are the exceptional few who can balance their studies and relationships well...pple like JUSTIN CHIAM :)

Apart from gg training REGULARLY and studying TIRELESSLY, he actually has time to establish a strong relationship with 加思敏, and play com games relentlessly. I respect him...加思敏 is such a lucky gal to have him! But this is no surprise coz Justin is so handsome, so smart, so capable, so friendly, so attractive, so morally prudent, so helpful, so charming...it will be no surprise if he ended up being more successful den even ky_kooldude.

Anyway, i think i wanna be a monk...a sneaky and cunning monk.