Seeing that we already have a post dedicated to our dear Mr National Man Loo. I felt that there should also be one for our dear captain Mr Huang Kaiyang.


Today we had training as usual at MacRitchie, and being the round headed boy, i was once again appointed to be the timekeeper. So as we were busy getting ready at the SJI bagshed, i overheard this EXTREMELY interesting conversation between an ACJC canoeist and our dear Jiao Lian. Jiao Lian had seen the imposing Mr Huang stride pass them and he pointed out to that ACJC canoeist: " 你看..你看.. 那個劃K1的. 天才啊! 劃半年都可以把全部的人打掉." As we can all see our dear captain is indeed GOD-LIKE. Furthermore, for today's time trials, Mr Huang's timing was 2.01, just a mere 2 seconds behind Yiliang. Last week, his timing was 2.04! Mr Huang has improved 3 seconds in 1 week! With this current rate of improvement, in 1 year's time, he would have cut off 156 seconds! Which means he will be completing his K1 500m in -35 seconds! HOLY SHIT!!! Ok this is nonsense. It is indeed incredible that Kaiyang has achieved so much in such a short period of only 3 months. We all started training at the same time and he has improved by leaps and bounds. This cannot be solely attributed to his enormous talent, so let us analyse what's so special about this amazing MAN.

1) Mr Huang is of an hefty 72kg, which makes him super stable!

2) He has been training in preperation for canoeing since the tender age of 14! Only 4 years older then when Larsen started canoeing!

3) He started morning training even during the first three months, which is truely IMBA.

4) Even with such a large upper body, he is still able to run his 2.4 in 9mins+

5) He wears shades during training! (Just like kenneth loo, which totally shows why they are both MAN)

6) He takes energy drinks after training to replenish himself

7) He does not eat fast food

8) He gets sufficient sleep


So similar to peter, i also have a moral: we should all get shades so we can look pro...