i think this is quite funny.


When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women,
so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for
feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens
and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in
to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long
you are about to wet your pants!

The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no
doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if
there were one, but there isn't - so you carefully but quickly drape it around
your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!),
yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance."

In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd
love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay
toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance."

To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover
to be the empty toilet paper dispenser. In your mind, you can hear your
mother's voice saying, "Honey, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would
have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!" Your thighs shake more.

You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the >one
that's still in your purse. That would have to do. You crumple it in the
puffiest way possible. It is still smaller than your thumbnail.

Someone pushes open your stall door because the latch doesn't work. The door
hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest,
and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the toilet.
"Occupied!" you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny,
crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your footing altogether, and
slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course.

You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your bare bottom has
made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat
because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you
had taken time to try.

You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because,
you're certain, her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because,
frankly, dear, "You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could get."

By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused
that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a firehose against the
inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that covers your butt and
runs down your legs and into your shoes. The flush somehow sucks everything
down with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for
fear of being dragged in too. At that point, you give up.

You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're
exhausted. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and >then slink
out inconspicuously to the sinks. You can't figure out how to operate the
faucets with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry
paper towel and walk past the line of women, still waiting. You are no longer
able to smile politely to them.

A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper
trailing from your shoe. ( Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the
paper from your shoe, plunk it the woman's hand and tell her warmly, >"Here,
you just might need this."

As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used and left
the men's restroom. Annoyed, he asks, "What took you so long, and why is
your purse hanging around your neck?"

. . .This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with a public restroom
(rest??? you've got to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what
really does take us so long. It also answers their other commonly asked question
about why women go to the restroom in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold
the door, hang onto your purse and hand you Kleenex under the door!!

- http://bigshottexas.blogspot.com/

bad boys.


-taken from guzer.com

hey peepz, things at DPITH hasn't been good eh.. c'mon post ppl.. time to think of smthg cock up to do and post it here eh.. can prob do smthg screw up tml trng or smthg..

yupx! ppl, it's revival.. time to liven this place up back to the.. erpz.. glory daez? at least a far cry from this yea..

anw, study hard and train hard to all the j1s and 2s ever so faithful to this blog.. cheers..

cya guys tml and once again, don't piss in the water..

P.S: who's gg for dinner tml? loo r u trng wif us tml?

Hello people! Tim and I just finished the Real Run. Real Fun! The trail, the sand, the people and the goodie bag. :) I think if a person takes part in every run there is in Singapore in a year, he won't have to buy new clothes for CNY! That's so rocks. No need to waste time shopping. yay!

Here's me and Tim at the tent!


Besides having a fun running experience today, I also learnt more about my good team mate Tim Chow! He's a very camera guy! So willing to pose! No wonder he likes photography :)

First, he tries to act cute by kissing
er... ok cute factor 3 out of 5. Can improve.

Then, he pretends to be camera shy by hiding his face.
We all know Timothy is never shy right? If shy how to go on podium every day last year to read announcements? Totally unlike your character, so your acting here needs a lot of convincing for people to believe.

Then Tim tried to look like a girl after seeing the women runners pwning us totally. :(
Yucks, he was probably trying to seduce me, I dunno. You can ask him to do this pose to you to see if it works though...

Getting pissed at his "feminine pose", I decided to strangle him.
But being a RealMan, he takes off his shirt and taps his abs to warn me not to mess with him.
-.- I'm totally owned by his abs. I lose. He win.

So what have we learnt about Tim?

He's a screwed-up faggot. LOL. JK...
He has nice abs, can run and can cycle for crazy distances = RealMan for RealRun

So let's go for more runs/events next time! More people more fun! :]
I shall go back and mug now... :(

1) some dust flew into jing cong's eye and i was trying to blow it out.
2) i was telling jing cong a secret.
3) jing cong fell down and i tried to see if he was ok.
4) i was trying to do some judo move on him which my classmate taught me.
5) he gave me 50 bucks to gay him.
6) i wanted to make jameson jealous.
7) we were having violent nightmares in our slp.
8) he was being a dick so i wanted to screw him *pun*.
9) we are both so hot tat we could not stand it.
10) i was adding pressure for him as he did sits ups so tat his abs would train harder.

anyway, believe it or not, 1 of the 10 explanations is true. u can go guess which one.

here's my dear partner.. having a "friendly choreographed spar" with chew zao ying.
this video was taken two years ago in some ri classroom. as it was taken sooooo long ago. justin would like to add that he has changed to become a very nice guy now.

oh and if ure wondering what was justin saying at the end pointing to zy, it was smth like "I Win! I Win!"

enjoy.

THIS is what i call cheap thrill.

its quite funny btw lol.

drag him through crevices! throw him around! hahahaha.

damn.

i thought these were pretty funny.



Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location

No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law

If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.

Oliver's Law

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.




all taken from http://www.allowe.com

he has funny stuff.

Hey people, here are some things which you all should take note for the Duathlon (if you haven't read the Powerpoint presentation)
Safety (Land)

BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE FOR INFO ON WHICH SLOT YOU ARE PARTICIPATING IN (the 1230 hrs or 1400 hrs one)

And have a happy National Day! C U at trng tmr :)

PART II

PART III

PART IV

I received this as an email and thought i might share it a little ^_^. I don't know how true this is, but will all relevant parties please don't be offended by it ;p

Want to do a half-marathon on waves? Go check out Round Ubin Race 2006. Sounds likes fun :)

http://www.scf.org.sg/asp/default.asp
http://www.seasports.org.sg/events/events_popup_ubinrace.html

(If gosu Samuel Lim takes part, he'll win again... LOL)