Sunday, April 30, 2006
censored and back up!
presenting j*****'s endowment.
the smallest dick in the canoeing team.
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the smallest dick in the canoeing team.
Our small dick
Recently, anonymous has been flaming Justin Chiam real bad. As canoeists, we are a team, a family, a body. We stick together no matter wat...So when someone insults Justin Chiam, he insults the whole body of canoeists...
Yes Yes, Justin Chiam may look like a dick (according to bernard). Quote from previous post...
Justin: Do you think i'm handsome?
Us: Ya la...
Justin: Come on, last time got pple approach me ask me if wanna model underwear or not.
Us: Is it because u look like a dick?
However, he is the dick of the canoeing body and a short one at that. So when someone comes along and insults your short dick, dun u feel pissed? But den again, just coz of a small dick, dun expect the whole canoeing team to jump and commit sucide like the guy in the newspaper...it isn't worth it.
Yes Yes, Justin Chiam may look like a dick (according to bernard). Quote from previous post...
Justin: Do you think i'm handsome?
Us: Ya la...
Justin: Come on, last time got pple approach me ask me if wanna model underwear or not.
Us: Is it because u look like a dick?
However, he is the dick of the canoeing body and a short one at that. So when someone comes along and insults your short dick, dun u feel pissed? But den again, just coz of a small dick, dun expect the whole canoeing team to jump and commit sucide like the guy in the newspaper...it isn't worth it.
in response to uglen's challenge..
i found this picture of him looking like a ninja turtle
and if u guys wanna know what kind of cool stuff you can do with a paddle, check out this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC6EBASWTqg&eurl= hahaha u can spank people =P
Yesterday's training
Hi everyone,
Yesterday's training was real fun, having stretched from eight to three plus for most of us. But the real fun was after training, when on our way to lunch, we encounterd *ahem* a slightly embarassing situation (not for us though, haha). So basically, let's call this guy Dr. U, who works in GLENeagles hospital.
Anyway, enough about Dr. U, who real identity shall remain strictly anonymous. We found him sitting down on a table, and true enough, he was providing service from the heart, like what Gleneagles hospital offers. Dr. U was kindly assisting someone else and being the kindhearted and infinitely shy gentleman he is, he was obviously embarassed when he saw us.
So despite all our catcalls (pun not intended) and all, he just mouthed the words "please go away", or something very roughly to that extent. Haha. And we did, obligingly. So, what is the moral of the story? None, actually. Except that there are advantages to being a doctor. Haha.
(Important note: All characters represented here are entirely fictional and therefore no one should get offended and hence, no implications should be applied. And we all know the fictional and non-existent Dr. U is a nice guy and won't hold it against us. haha. :) )
Yesterday's training was real fun, having stretched from eight to three plus for most of us. But the real fun was after training, when on our way to lunch, we encounterd *ahem* a slightly embarassing situation (not for us though, haha). So basically, let's call this guy Dr. U, who works in GLENeagles hospital.
Anyway, enough about Dr. U, who real identity shall remain strictly anonymous. We found him sitting down on a table, and true enough, he was providing service from the heart, like what Gleneagles hospital offers. Dr. U was kindly assisting someone else and being the kindhearted and infinitely shy gentleman he is, he was obviously embarassed when he saw us.
So despite all our catcalls (pun not intended) and all, he just mouthed the words "please go away", or something very roughly to that extent. Haha. And we did, obligingly. So, what is the moral of the story? None, actually. Except that there are advantages to being a doctor. Haha.
(Important note: All characters represented here are entirely fictional and therefore no one should get offended and hence, no implications should be applied. And we all know the fictional and non-existent Dr. U is a nice guy and won't hold it against us. haha. :) )
Friday, April 28, 2006
rain rain every day
joke!!
Question: why Superman shirt always so tight?
Answer: because he always wear size "S"
anyway i was feeling bored, so i googled the word "lol" for pictures
and heyhey guess what i found!
what the bomb... it reminds me fondly of our toilet escapades (hee hee)
anyway, lately its raining like mad. what screwed up weather... everytime come to sch rain i get wet. water training it rains and we huddle under the huts and hug each other. land training it rains and during the run we all become muddy. i just wish the weather would.... be normal. then again, id rather train in rain than in hot sun.
Oh yeah, some nice movies coming out. X men 3, anyone? Mission impossible 3! haha i can't wait
when we were young...
stumbled upon our sec1 year book today and found some really interesting pictures...
firstly, we have our god-like K1 yi liang.. somehow i think his hairstyle den look like peter's mushroom head in sec 1-4. however, i think yi liang's hair has changed for a better while peter's still a mushroom head.
nxt is our two power T1 rowers zhenyu and edwin. haha.. what can i say.. not much change i guess..
and there's enqing..
following with eugene!! i guess back then he has yet to master the art of darkness, otherwise i guess all we'll see is a black patch since this is a black and white pic.
heh bet you all cant guess who the cute lil boy with a cool hairstyle at the bottom of the pic is.. but anw its our vice-cap jenny.. lol.. and above him is keefe who in my view looks exactly the same.. but wait.. did he grow fatter?? anyway, i've to apologise cus i suck at IT so this pic is horizontal, but feel free to stretch your neck while seeing the pic.
speaking bout necks.. here we have to king of all necks.. presenting to you the one and only Justin Chiam!! chiam please dunt feel offended.. but i really wanted to ask you this since a long long time ago.. did you do a lot of neck stretching exercises in the gym?? or did you just think it could be a way for you to look taller??
haha anw to all those mentioned above.. pls dunt be offended by any comments as its all purely meant for entertainment.. and to chiam.. other then your neck.. you do have nice big biceps, triceps etc. and i think you got great natural fitness and all it takes is for you to focus and be serious bout trainin. so train hard to fulfil your fullest potential C-cap;) but at the same time do take care and slack off some neck trainin k!! lol
the story of the little green man
once upon a time there lived a little green man who lived in a little green house with little green windows and a little green door. his little green house had little green chairs with little green tables. he loved to eat little green peas and drank little green cups of green tea. he had a little green bathtub and he used a little green bar of soap. he even had a little green rubber duck! one day, while the little green man was bathing, his little green doorbell started ringing. the little green man draped a little green towel over his little green waist and opened the little green door. much to his dismay, instead of a little green girl, there stood a rather frail old looking lady with a pair of little green spectacles. all of a sudden, a gush of wind blew the little green towel off the little green man's waist, revealing his little green thing. the old woman screamed and ran across the road where she got knocked down by a car and died.
what is the moral of the story?
dont cross the road when the little green man is flashing.
bernard told me this little green story quite awhile ago. -greens- funny story!
-teeheeZ
-blushEs
woohoo i aced metrosexuality course!
what is the moral of the story?
dont cross the road when the little green man is flashing.
bernard told me this little green story quite awhile ago. -greens- funny story!
-teeheeZ
-blushEs
woohoo i aced metrosexuality course!
Thursday, April 27, 2006
yeah
heyyy. well first and foremost, i like girlssss. so there. shuddup chiam
well today we got our new exco. woooohooooo. congrats to all of u yeah? and in his first run as capt ky goes out and twists his ankle.
anyway i think we have a very screwd up bunch of people in canoeing (j1 guys at least). which is really v good for trainings cause theres so much kok to talk. OH of coz even when stuff gets boring theres always PETER to make some sick joke or perv comments. even the unscrewd up people are getting more screwd up. hooray. yup did i mention that all the guys are loser? (except for jc n paul n shaun la). hmm
oh today was a fun macritchie run. yay. i thoroughly enjoyed it. oh yeah n since there arent any toilets along the way if you need to check your hairstyle u can always look at the reflection in a car's window.
well today we got our new exco. woooohooooo. congrats to all of u yeah? and in his first run as capt ky goes out and twists his ankle.
anyway i think we have a very screwd up bunch of people in canoeing (j1 guys at least). which is really v good for trainings cause theres so much kok to talk. OH of coz even when stuff gets boring theres always PETER to make some sick joke or perv comments. even the unscrewd up people are getting more screwd up. hooray. yup did i mention that all the guys are loser? (except for jc n paul n shaun la). hmm
oh today was a fun macritchie run. yay. i thoroughly enjoyed it. oh yeah n since there arent any toilets along the way if you need to check your hairstyle u can always look at the reflection in a car's window.
!
AS YOUR NEW
c CAPTAIN!
i shall like to say afew words
BESIDES BEING MANLY AND MACHO
WE MUST BE GENTLE AND UNDERSTANDING
YOUR SHLD ALL LEARN
FROM ME.
METROSEXUALITY IS THE KEY
TO UNDERSTANDING LIFE
THE masculinity OF MEN
AND THE FEMININE NATURE OF WOMEN
IF WE UNDERSTAND THIS
WE WILL WIN
T,C,K TITLE ALL AT ONE GO
(The Calvin Klein) inside jk dun luff if ur nt j1 guy canoeist ur nt supposed to noe.
for starters
get pink feminine keychains
and use lingo like
heeX/ teeheeZ
or
-blushs
or
muahKxZ
i will be offering mentorship programmes
and if in doubt
u can approach me anytime!
remember
there is a fine line between a metro and a gay
if u cross it...
well dont.
1 jameson in canoe is enough to go around.
c CAPTAIN!
i shall like to say afew words
BESIDES BEING MANLY AND MACHO
WE MUST BE GENTLE AND UNDERSTANDING
YOUR SHLD ALL LEARN
FROM ME.
METROSEXUALITY IS THE KEY
TO UNDERSTANDING LIFE
THE masculinity OF MEN
AND THE FEMININE NATURE OF WOMEN
IF WE UNDERSTAND THIS
WE WILL WIN
T,C,K TITLE ALL AT ONE GO
(The Calvin Klein) inside jk dun luff if ur nt j1 guy canoeist ur nt supposed to noe.
for starters
get pink feminine keychains
and use lingo like
heeX/ teeheeZ
or
-blushs
or
muahKxZ
i will be offering mentorship programmes
and if in doubt
u can approach me anytime!
remember
there is a fine line between a metro and a gay
if u cross it...
well dont.
1 jameson in canoe is enough to go around.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
oh peter dun say tt.
even the worst liars tell truths sometimes
although we can all see ur a terrible liar
LIES:
EG:
1) They were jealous of my huge biceps.
2) They were jealous of my huge triceps.
3) They were jealous of my huge deltoids.
4) They were jealous of my sexy, hot ass.
5) They were jealous of my abes...6 packs to be specific.
6) They were jealous that my boobs were bigger then theirs...lolz
PLUS:
I AM NOT FAT!!! - Peter
yupz. bad liar i say
but
look on the bright side
u did tell some truths
mebbe u are making amends for the future
TRUTHS:
In all my years of knowing Justin, I knew that he was intelligent, good looking, selfless, helpful, responsible, honest, tall, dark and handsome...now i realise that he is heroic as well. He is so perfect and is such a nice guy...
well done peter.
keep up the gd work
and ull be juz like me :))
yeaa
disclaimer: me is a fictitious character and the author hereby has no responsibility in the reader's differentiating opinions. all jokes are meant for fun. peter is handsome. right?
even the worst liars tell truths sometimes
although we can all see ur a terrible liar
LIES:
EG:
1) They were jealous of my huge biceps.
2) They were jealous of my huge triceps.
3) They were jealous of my huge deltoids.
4) They were jealous of my sexy, hot ass.
5) They were jealous of my abes...6 packs to be specific.
6) They were jealous that my boobs were bigger then theirs...lolz
PLUS:
I AM NOT FAT!!! - Peter
yupz. bad liar i say
but
look on the bright side
u did tell some truths
mebbe u are making amends for the future
TRUTHS:
In all my years of knowing Justin, I knew that he was intelligent, good looking, selfless, helpful, responsible, honest, tall, dark and handsome...now i realise that he is heroic as well. He is so perfect and is such a nice guy...
well done peter.
keep up the gd work
and ull be juz like me :))
yeaa
disclaimer: me is a fictitious character and the author hereby has no responsibility in the reader's differentiating opinions. all jokes are meant for fun. peter is handsome. right?
good news!
uglen says there's a 10km run at macritchie tmr. :)
carbo load everyone!
carbo load everyone!
Justin Chiam saves the day
During Monday's training, Justin Chiam decided to tell the canoeing team how his neck got injured (if u din notice, there's a small bandage pasted over his neck). Apparently, it all happened on a fine Friday afternoon...on the day of the Raffles Rock Concert...according to him.
So the story goes like this...according to justin
Justin, Seetoh and Hakeem were walking to the stadium steps in the early afternoon when they spotted an ah beng carrying a purplish bag with some girley key chains. This ah beng was very suspicious with his long unkempt hair dyed to a shade of purple or blonde ( i forgot which) with ear piercings and wearing some ah beng style type of clothes. So when the 3 of them saw him, they were like, "I'm sure this guy is from our sch...must be stealing some gal's bag.", so they confronted him. So the 3 of them surrounded that ah beng and asked him if he stole the bag. Den the ah beng flashed out a knife and started swinging it at Justin. Having quick reflexes and a long neck, Justin immediately swung his head backwards and the knife narrowly missed him. However, he was not so lucky when the ah beng swung his knife the second time. Justin sustained neck injuries and this made him angry so he punched the ah beng in the face. Knowing that he was not the match of 2 canoeists and the tall dark and handsome Hakeem, he admited he had stolen the bag and begged the 3 of them to give him a chance. But as responsible Rafflesians, they did not give in to the ah beng's request and escorted him to the general office where the police was called in.
There it goes...Justin Chiam saves the day, sacrificing himself in the process. I salute him and I look up to him (although I can't do so literally). In all my years of knowing Justin, I knew that he was intelligent, good looking, selfless, helpful, responsible, honest, tall, dark and handsome...now i realise that he is heroic as well. He is so perfect and is such a nice guy...
not like me, a big liar.
:)
So the story goes like this...according to justin
Justin, Seetoh and Hakeem were walking to the stadium steps in the early afternoon when they spotted an ah beng carrying a purplish bag with some girley key chains. This ah beng was very suspicious with his long unkempt hair dyed to a shade of purple or blonde ( i forgot which) with ear piercings and wearing some ah beng style type of clothes. So when the 3 of them saw him, they were like, "I'm sure this guy is from our sch...must be stealing some gal's bag.", so they confronted him. So the 3 of them surrounded that ah beng and asked him if he stole the bag. Den the ah beng flashed out a knife and started swinging it at Justin. Having quick reflexes and a long neck, Justin immediately swung his head backwards and the knife narrowly missed him. However, he was not so lucky when the ah beng swung his knife the second time. Justin sustained neck injuries and this made him angry so he punched the ah beng in the face. Knowing that he was not the match of 2 canoeists and the tall dark and handsome Hakeem, he admited he had stolen the bag and begged the 3 of them to give him a chance. But as responsible Rafflesians, they did not give in to the ah beng's request and escorted him to the general office where the police was called in.
There it goes...Justin Chiam saves the day, sacrificing himself in the process. I salute him and I look up to him (although I can't do so literally). In all my years of knowing Justin, I knew that he was intelligent, good looking, selfless, helpful, responsible, honest, tall, dark and handsome...now i realise that he is heroic as well. He is so perfect and is such a nice guy...
not like me, a big liar.
:)
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
lol
peter u have no abs.
face it brother
anw readers stay tuned
for the abs update with PICS!!
dun worry peter wont be featured
since he got NO abs wadsoever
coming reaaali soon
only here at
pissinthewater X))
face it brother
anw readers stay tuned
for the abs update with PICS!!
dun worry peter wont be featured
since he got NO abs wadsoever
coming reaaali soon
only here at
pissinthewater X))
Monday, April 24, 2006
I AM NOT FAT!!!
As we all know, calling people names is bad...real bad because this might affect their self esteem and cause them to have low self esteem, resulting them to become damn screwed up people in the future and they might go around raping pple and other bad stuff. Victims of name calling may go home and cry silently at night, thinking of commiting sucide and other irrational thoughts...
Well, i was a victim of name calling in the past 2 weeks, by 3 pple in fact, namely Wenxin, Juee and my class guy CT rep who is a nice guy but in a moment of folly called me FAT. This made me very trumatized...But, the day Wenxin and Juee first started the name calling, i was like WTF?!!! so when i reached home, i quickly took off my clothes and looked at myself in the mirror. It was only then tat i realized the truth...
1) They were jealous of my huge biceps.
2) They were jealous of my huge triceps.
3) They were jealous of my huge deltoids.
4) They were jealous of my sexy, hot ass.
5) They were jealous of my abes...6 packs to be specific.
6) They were jealous that my boobs were bigger then theirs...lolz
But apart from jealousy, i thought maybe there was something else...
7) Being in a terribly fun CCA in which we do many fun stuff...we need energy so i may have overeaten, causing my tummy to look overly bloated and FAT!
8) I may have had constipation in which all the faeces was stuck in my anus and large intestine, causing my stomach to look FAT but in actual fat i was juz full of shit...
9) As we sweat a lot during training, we also drink a lot of fluids. The overconsumption of fluids may have caused me to look FAT, and overconsumtion of liquids is also a primary reason why some canoeists cannot control their freaking bladders and keep pissing in Macrithie reservoir.
In conclusion, I am not FAT! Anyone who says this must either be jealous or looking at me when i'm full of shit...or piss.
Well, i was a victim of name calling in the past 2 weeks, by 3 pple in fact, namely Wenxin, Juee and my class guy CT rep who is a nice guy but in a moment of folly called me FAT. This made me very trumatized...But, the day Wenxin and Juee first started the name calling, i was like WTF?!!! so when i reached home, i quickly took off my clothes and looked at myself in the mirror. It was only then tat i realized the truth...
1) They were jealous of my huge biceps.
2) They were jealous of my huge triceps.
3) They were jealous of my huge deltoids.
4) They were jealous of my sexy, hot ass.
5) They were jealous of my abes...6 packs to be specific.
6) They were jealous that my boobs were bigger then theirs...lolz
But apart from jealousy, i thought maybe there was something else...
7) Being in a terribly fun CCA in which we do many fun stuff...we need energy so i may have overeaten, causing my tummy to look overly bloated and FAT!
8) I may have had constipation in which all the faeces was stuck in my anus and large intestine, causing my stomach to look FAT but in actual fat i was juz full of shit...
9) As we sweat a lot during training, we also drink a lot of fluids. The overconsumption of fluids may have caused me to look FAT, and overconsumtion of liquids is also a primary reason why some canoeists cannot control their freaking bladders and keep pissing in Macrithie reservoir.
In conclusion, I am not FAT! Anyone who says this must either be jealous or looking at me when i'm full of shit...or piss.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
omg 1k hits.
lets try and account for who reads our blog.
canoiests: thats about 70 hits.
random people: thats about another 100 hits.
envyhatelove's refresher orb: 830 hits.
=) we arent that great.
canoiests: thats about 70 hits.
random people: thats about another 100 hits.
envyhatelove's refresher orb: 830 hits.
=) we arent that great.
OMG LOOK AT THIS!!!
(for guys only. girls if you want to.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6WGvIvNe-Y
hahaha must be 18 and above to watch. just go signup, it takes less than a minute.
NOW do you have the motivation to train?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6WGvIvNe-Y
hahaha must be 18 and above to watch. just go signup, it takes less than a minute.
NOW do you have the motivation to train?
!!
omg. bastard.
plk suan chiam
son goku says:
do u know the chiam algorithm
son goku says:
if u can do more pullups than ur bio test score
son goku says:
means ur a fucking himbo
do u know the chiam algorithm
son goku says:
if u can do more pullups than ur bio test score
son goku says:
means ur a fucking himbo
actually im screwed up too
HAHAHAHA
Saturday, April 22, 2006
wah lao
peter u damn screwed up
i gonna let loose xava on u and u die
i gonna let loose xava on u and u die
SICK JOKES
On Tuesday, there was the canoeing exco campiagn speeches but the j1 canoeist guys were informed of the wrong timing so we came bout half and hour earlier at the stadium steps...and we were bored. So pple started doing stupid things like throwing and kicking a rugby ball in which the rugby ball occasionally ended up on the soggy field as it was raining. Den the smart ass who kicked the ball had to pick the ball from the field. Anyway, the rest of us were sitting on the stadium steps stoning...until kaiyang and jameson suggested playing the kaiyang and jameson show...so they started to interview jing cong aka big boobs.
So the interview started...
ky and j: So big boobs, can u describe your relationship with gal x?
big boobs: err...good
ky and j: So is the relationship steady like a train or rocky like a mountain?
big boobs: Steady like a train...
ky and j: HAHA! A train isn't steady...
Rest of us: -_-"
Guy x: So big boobs, have u done it yet? So do you like the train fast or slow when it enters the mountain hole?
big boobs: Fuck u la!
Guy x: Do many pple start alighting inside the mountain hole?
big boobs: wtf?!!!
Anyway, this is just the first part of the story...coz in 3 days time (friday) canoeists were invited to be bouncers at the raffles rock concert and as helpful and responsible guys we were, we gladly obliged. Anyway, halfway through the concert, ky, jameson, kenneth kong and me were a bit sian so we started to walk to the stadium steps to catch couples making out...i think it was ky's idea. So it was quite dark and we could see quite a few couples at isolated corners of the stadium steps but it was really too dark to see much so i commented tat some energetic students may be in the handicap toilet having quickies (based on the fact that the average age of losing one's vaginity in Singapore is like 14.5 or 15 years of age...i think i read it on the newspaper bout a month's back.). So we proceeded on to the handicap toilet. Suddenly, 1 gal unlocked the handicap toilet and walked out...and as i looked in, there were 2 other gals inside. So, the 4 of us were like -_-". Den our conversation continued...
1 of the other 3 guys: do u think they are going in or out, up or down?
1 of the other 3 guys: no la. they cannot. they must use artificial trains. (must read the first part to know wat a train is)
1 of the other 3 guys: do you like steam trains or bullet trains?
me: wat's the difference?
1 of the other 3 guys: steam trains vibrate a lot more then bullet trains.
1 of the other 3 guys: and the condensed steam can act as lubricant.
1 of the other 3 guys: hmm...i like mrt train. It "comes" every 5 min.
the rest of us apart from him: WTF!!!
And apparantly tat guy really had no pun intended...but it sounded real sick.
Anyway the raffles rock concert was not bad la. And it ended quite late. Den the next day which is today still had training. "Vain" was saying he slept at 12+ and woke up at 645...
Apart jing cong, ky and jameson and kenneth, no other pple were directly mentioned in the story to provide anonomousity for jing cong's gal friend and guy x. We will strive to continue self censorship as the responsible canoeist we are.
So the interview started...
ky and j: So big boobs, can u describe your relationship with gal x?
big boobs: err...good
ky and j: So is the relationship steady like a train or rocky like a mountain?
big boobs: Steady like a train...
ky and j: HAHA! A train isn't steady...
Rest of us: -_-"
Guy x: So big boobs, have u done it yet? So do you like the train fast or slow when it enters the mountain hole?
big boobs: Fuck u la!
Guy x: Do many pple start alighting inside the mountain hole?
big boobs: wtf?!!!
Anyway, this is just the first part of the story...coz in 3 days time (friday) canoeists were invited to be bouncers at the raffles rock concert and as helpful and responsible guys we were, we gladly obliged. Anyway, halfway through the concert, ky, jameson, kenneth kong and me were a bit sian so we started to walk to the stadium steps to catch couples making out...i think it was ky's idea. So it was quite dark and we could see quite a few couples at isolated corners of the stadium steps but it was really too dark to see much so i commented tat some energetic students may be in the handicap toilet having quickies (based on the fact that the average age of losing one's vaginity in Singapore is like 14.5 or 15 years of age...i think i read it on the newspaper bout a month's back.). So we proceeded on to the handicap toilet. Suddenly, 1 gal unlocked the handicap toilet and walked out...and as i looked in, there were 2 other gals inside. So, the 4 of us were like -_-". Den our conversation continued...
1 of the other 3 guys: do u think they are going in or out, up or down?
1 of the other 3 guys: no la. they cannot. they must use artificial trains. (must read the first part to know wat a train is)
1 of the other 3 guys: do you like steam trains or bullet trains?
me: wat's the difference?
1 of the other 3 guys: steam trains vibrate a lot more then bullet trains.
1 of the other 3 guys: and the condensed steam can act as lubricant.
1 of the other 3 guys: hmm...i like mrt train. It "comes" every 5 min.
the rest of us apart from him: WTF!!!
And apparantly tat guy really had no pun intended...but it sounded real sick.
Anyway the raffles rock concert was not bad la. And it ended quite late. Den the next day which is today still had training. "Vain" was saying he slept at 12+ and woke up at 645...
Apart jing cong, ky and jameson and kenneth, no other pple were directly mentioned in the story to provide anonomousity for jing cong's gal friend and guy x. We will strive to continue self censorship as the responsible canoeist we are.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
bernard boat towing services
of underwear and those modeling them
i was shopping before grad night last year and i saw that at TOPMAN. my goodness, sure suits the christmas season. but WTF? is ur little weenie rudolf the red nosed reindeer? This reminds me of a jackie chan movie like damn long ago where jackie is forced to strip by a bad guy and he strips till his undies which is some fancy coloured elephant head.
anyway, 10 points for the above underwear on grounds of kinky-ness. woohoo!
speaking about underwear, this reminds me of a conversation we were having some time ago
justin: don't you think im handsome?
us: err... yah la yah la
justin: come on, last time people got approach me ask me whether i wanted to model underwear or not
us: is it because u looked like a dick?
haha and omg we are getting so much attention. we aer good
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Hello everybody
I think everyone in canoeing is getting more and more screwed up. (thanks to you jameson and peter and kenneth kong...) Yay! This blog just confirms it.
"I am getting more screwed up!!"
"Wait, let me check..."
"Hmm... I need a larger mirror to check..."
"Yup, I am more screwed up. Yay"
"I am getting more screwed up!!"
"Wait, let me check..."
"Hmm... I need a larger mirror to check..."
"Yup, I am more screwed up. Yay"
best advice ever
taken from kontraband.com ->
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:""Always keep your condoms in your car."
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:""Always keep your condoms in your car."
how blessed we are
i was juz reading the newspaper
den i saw
the poor dude
from a top jc
who killed himself
coz of his small problem
but hes quite foolish
hes got a gf whose real supportive
i mean his gal is fine w his small prob
so wtf is his prob
life is precious luh
u had to fight w 3 million other sperms
against immense obstacles
like spermicide
and condoms
and u kill urself coz ur dicks too small
sad luh sad
no offense to him or his family intended
but i realli pity him
and i feel damn bad
coz i cant relate to his prob at all
sighZxzxXZX.
hahaha
God bless his soul
=========================)
den i saw
the poor dude
from a top jc
who killed himself
coz of his small problem
but hes quite foolish
hes got a gf whose real supportive
i mean his gal is fine w his small prob
so wtf is his prob
life is precious luh
u had to fight w 3 million other sperms
against immense obstacles
like spermicide
and condoms
and u kill urself coz ur dicks too small
sad luh sad
no offense to him or his family intended
but i realli pity him
and i feel damn bad
coz i cant relate to his prob at all
sighZxzxXZX.
hahaha
God bless his soul
=========================)
whats nice about being MEN
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.No wonder men are happier
chiam logic
chiam logic,
is one of a kind
so rare,
need to keep in the zoo
maybe will find good company with this fella
is one of a kind
so rare,
need to keep in the zoo
maybe will find good company with this fella
wtf
why the fuk am i called shortie!?!@#
I AM 170cm
i am taller than
baboon
koolketh
timchow
and dun forget timchow is HEADBOY
head boy means hes the head of a boy
which means is the top of the boy
which means tim is top
and hes topper than the rest
and if i pwn timchow
who is higher than the rest
by simple analogy means
im taller than all.
fuk u all (no jameson not for real)
I AM 170cm
i am taller than
baboon
koolketh
timchow
and dun forget timchow is HEADBOY
head boy means hes the head of a boy
which means is the top of the boy
which means tim is top
and hes topper than the rest
and if i pwn timchow
who is higher than the rest
by simple analogy means
im taller than all.
fuk u all (no jameson not for real)
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
heyhey everyone guess who's here!!
quote of the day: "after training, i will go home, SOMETIMES bathe, and then sleep." by muddeh :p
haha anyway today was exco elections. super bombed la the guys assembled half an hour early. killed time tossing around a rugby ball and having the kaiyang and jameson show!
anyway, EVERYONE GO FOR DANCE CONCERT OKAY? this morning i saw the dance girls in some skimpy sweet things on stage dancing and i became super happy. so i decided to buy a ticket. harhar. yea their dance movies are so nice la. but the salsa/ballroom dancing guy mistimed, looked really obvious from down here. anyway jingcong cracked a joke.
bernard: "eh, isnt Poh in dance? Is he good?"
maomao: "Ha-Ha, i bet he Poh-dance (poledance)"
bernard: "..."
anyway i just wanted to post this here to inspire everyone to train harder..
The renowned painter Michelangelo suffered from chronic arthritis. While painting his masterpiece, the Sistine Chapel, it was evident that he was in great pain. However, he never stopped. Puzzled, one of his disciples approached him and inquired, “Master, do you not feel pain? Why don’t you stop, and let someone else finish the job for you?” Michelangelo looked up and said with resolve in his eyes, “The pain fades, but the beauty remains.”
haha anyway today was exco elections. super bombed la the guys assembled half an hour early. killed time tossing around a rugby ball and having the kaiyang and jameson show!
anyway, EVERYONE GO FOR DANCE CONCERT OKAY? this morning i saw the dance girls in some skimpy sweet things on stage dancing and i became super happy. so i decided to buy a ticket. harhar. yea their dance movies are so nice la. but the salsa/ballroom dancing guy mistimed, looked really obvious from down here. anyway jingcong cracked a joke.
bernard: "eh, isnt Poh in dance? Is he good?"
maomao: "Ha-Ha, i bet he Poh-dance (poledance)"
bernard: "..."
anyway i just wanted to post this here to inspire everyone to train harder..
The renowned painter Michelangelo suffered from chronic arthritis. While painting his masterpiece, the Sistine Chapel, it was evident that he was in great pain. However, he never stopped. Puzzled, one of his disciples approached him and inquired, “Master, do you not feel pain? Why don’t you stop, and let someone else finish the job for you?” Michelangelo looked up and said with resolve in his eyes, “The pain fades, but the beauty remains.”
jameson says:
can i brokeback u?
Intro to the j1 canoeist team
Since our blog is a new development, i feel that it is my responsibility to introduce our j1 guys canoeist team...
So here goes...
We have Kaiyang is some monster who can sing and his hobby is to walk around talking to the other canoeist guys' biceps...(juz a bit weird)
Then we have Guo Ren whose arms are too big for his body, according to Sumin who is some canoeist gal in his class...
Third, we have Boon Shing who has a very interesting taste in gals...
Next is Seetoh who can do cool gym moves and has lots of cool pics and videos in his hp...
Fifth is Jameson who is a loser and is brokeback...
Then we have Jing Cong who boobs can own almost any gal on RJ sch campus...
7 we have Paul who is a loser too...according to Kevin Mulia(some AC guy) whoever tat is...
8 we have Sheng Lin who is our pull up pro...i dare bet 50 bucks he can do 50 pull up at 1 go...
9 we have Kane who has become seriously VAIN after entering canoeing...
10 we have Justin Chiam who although is vertically challenged, has continued to be vain after entering canoeing...
11 we have Tim Chow, our ri head prefect who decided canoeing is better den council!
12 we have Kenneth Kong who uses slangs like KO to describe himself after training...
13 we have Kenneth Loo who has a fetish for BSB...(find out wat is tat from him)
14 we have Zhi Chao who is from China and occasionally wakes up late for training...
15 we have Selwin who is super enthu during training and is super dramatic during pullups
16 we have Bing Xuan who has just recently joined canoeing after missing trials for tennis...lolz
17 we have Bernard who STINKS and kills anyone running behind him with his poisonous fumes ! ok tat was juz mean...anyway juz rmb not to shake his hand after he sneezes.
18 we have James who we have not seen in a long time and we miss him...lol
19 we have ME who is a nice guy!
i think i forgot someone but i juz can't rmb who...sian the guy i forgot plz dun kill me!
So here goes...
We have Kaiyang is some monster who can sing and his hobby is to walk around talking to the other canoeist guys' biceps...(juz a bit weird)
Then we have Guo Ren whose arms are too big for his body, according to Sumin who is some canoeist gal in his class...
Third, we have Boon Shing who has a very interesting taste in gals...
Next is Seetoh who can do cool gym moves and has lots of cool pics and videos in his hp...
Fifth is Jameson who is a loser and is brokeback...
Then we have Jing Cong who boobs can own almost any gal on RJ sch campus...
7 we have Paul who is a loser too...according to Kevin Mulia(some AC guy) whoever tat is...
8 we have Sheng Lin who is our pull up pro...i dare bet 50 bucks he can do 50 pull up at 1 go...
9 we have Kane who has become seriously VAIN after entering canoeing...
10 we have Justin Chiam who although is vertically challenged, has continued to be vain after entering canoeing...
11 we have Tim Chow, our ri head prefect who decided canoeing is better den council!
12 we have Kenneth Kong who uses slangs like KO to describe himself after training...
13 we have Kenneth Loo who has a fetish for BSB...(find out wat is tat from him)
14 we have Zhi Chao who is from China and occasionally wakes up late for training...
15 we have Selwin who is super enthu during training and is super dramatic during pullups
16 we have Bing Xuan who has just recently joined canoeing after missing trials for tennis...lolz
17 we have Bernard who STINKS and kills anyone running behind him with his poisonous fumes ! ok tat was juz mean...anyway juz rmb not to shake his hand after he sneezes.
18 we have James who we have not seen in a long time and we miss him...lol
19 we have ME who is a nice guy!
i think i forgot someone but i juz can't rmb who...sian the guy i forgot plz dun kill me!
right. this blog is seriously lacking posts. so here goes one.
tramp comp's in 2 days! whoa man. alright in case no one knows what a tramp comp is like, i'll just briefly explain it. basically gymnasts perform 1 routine (either a division routine, b division routine or c division routine). all routines are filled with basic moves and flips. it might sound easy but doing well in it takes quite alot of effort. so basically 5 gymnasts make up at team and the top 4 scores will be taken. this top 4 scores of each team would determine who wins in the end. traditionally, tramp is usually dominated by the raffles school. last year the raffles schools (rgs,ri,rjc) won 3 team golds and swept quite a few individual titles. although the competition isnt that stiff this year for rjc guys, we have 3 teams to compete with, but i'd say the standard is higher.
alright thats enuff about tramp.
MY TEETH HURTS. stupid braces. i need someone to help me chew my dinner.
ps. justin u rawk. i made u mod and u removed the tagboard and changed to a hello kitty template! =O
tramp comp's in 2 days! whoa man. alright in case no one knows what a tramp comp is like, i'll just briefly explain it. basically gymnasts perform 1 routine (either a division routine, b division routine or c division routine). all routines are filled with basic moves and flips. it might sound easy but doing well in it takes quite alot of effort. so basically 5 gymnasts make up at team and the top 4 scores will be taken. this top 4 scores of each team would determine who wins in the end. traditionally, tramp is usually dominated by the raffles school. last year the raffles schools (rgs,ri,rjc) won 3 team golds and swept quite a few individual titles. although the competition isnt that stiff this year for rjc guys, we have 3 teams to compete with, but i'd say the standard is higher.
alright thats enuff about tramp.
MY TEETH HURTS. stupid braces. i need someone to help me chew my dinner.
ps. justin u rawk. i made u mod and u removed the tagboard and changed to a hello kitty template! =O
Apologies
I would like to apologise to everyone for failing my napfa test.. i have brought shame to our prestigious sport and monkeys do not piss in the water, they cant really swim very well scared fall in...
i was wondering...
do monkeys piss in the water too?
do monkeys piss in the water too?
What canoeists like to do after training...
After a hard day's training from 4.15pm to round 8pm, the j1 canoeist team will head over to the nearby toilet near the bball courts to have a shower b4 going for dinner. But can u guess wat goes on when 10 odd hunky...muscular...manly...booby...yan dao...masculine...guys with hot bods are put together in the same toilet?
First, we will all take off our tight fitting shirts to reveal the super hot and tone bodies that lie within and certain pple with the nickname VAIN will start flexing in front of the mirror to check out his boobs and biceps...but VAIN is some noob coz his boob size is like a cherry compared to the watermelon sized boobs of a certain person with the nickname ADAM MAO...den the egotistical canoeists will start laughing at how most gals in RJ lose to them in terms of boob size. Now that's just the first part...
After spending a few minutes flexing and admiring ourselves in the mirror, the bathing starts...that's when the fun begins because some deprived and underpriveledged canoeists will start opening the cubical doors to see naked but nevertheless hot other canoeists bathing. A major victim is a person with the nickname SPORTSMAN...i think pple juz open his cubical door as a morale booster so that they dun feel so bad bout their erm...size. (Oh ya...Kaiyang has a really hot bod. We all saw it!)
Anyway during the duration of our baths, some screwed up canoeists will talk bout gossip...like how hot certain canoeists of the opposite sex are and which guy canoeist likes who. Certain canoeists going by the nicknames BABOON and KOOLKETH are usually the main topics of discussion because their taste in gals are rather...interesting. One thing to note bout canoeists...they are very observant about colours...colours that females wear...Canoeists are such pervs at times.
Ok...after all the fun, we will finally head over to the canteen to meet up for dinner. But 2 pple will be left in the toilet, VAIN and a certain SHORTIE!
So if u are interested in hearing gossip or looking at pervertic guys looking at their hot bods in the mirror, plz feel free to come down to the bball toilets after canoeing land training on mondays and thursdays to join in the fun and laughter...
First, we will all take off our tight fitting shirts to reveal the super hot and tone bodies that lie within and certain pple with the nickname VAIN will start flexing in front of the mirror to check out his boobs and biceps...but VAIN is some noob coz his boob size is like a cherry compared to the watermelon sized boobs of a certain person with the nickname ADAM MAO...den the egotistical canoeists will start laughing at how most gals in RJ lose to them in terms of boob size. Now that's just the first part...
After spending a few minutes flexing and admiring ourselves in the mirror, the bathing starts...that's when the fun begins because some deprived and underpriveledged canoeists will start opening the cubical doors to see naked but nevertheless hot other canoeists bathing. A major victim is a person with the nickname SPORTSMAN...i think pple juz open his cubical door as a morale booster so that they dun feel so bad bout their erm...size. (Oh ya...Kaiyang has a really hot bod. We all saw it!)
Anyway during the duration of our baths, some screwed up canoeists will talk bout gossip...like how hot certain canoeists of the opposite sex are and which guy canoeist likes who. Certain canoeists going by the nicknames BABOON and KOOLKETH are usually the main topics of discussion because their taste in gals are rather...interesting. One thing to note bout canoeists...they are very observant about colours...colours that females wear...Canoeists are such pervs at times.
Ok...after all the fun, we will finally head over to the canteen to meet up for dinner. But 2 pple will be left in the toilet, VAIN and a certain SHORTIE!
So if u are interested in hearing gossip or looking at pervertic guys looking at their hot bods in the mirror, plz feel free to come down to the bball toilets after canoeing land training on mondays and thursdays to join in the fun and laughter...
Monday, April 17, 2006
monkeys pwn... again
today i came late for water trng and asked zhi wei to put my bag into the shed for me. he din go back to the shed and instead, left my bag at the small little hut near the pontoon. at the end of the training, it got owned by the mac ritchie monkeys who smelled gatorade and started opening my bag's front compartment and ransacking through my clothes. (it's amazing how they can unzip my bag and know exactly from which pocket the smell is coming from!!!). my small bottle of gatorade was koped by this monkey and he was licking the gatorade powder off his monkey hands while i couldn't do anything. sighz... he must have become an hyper-charged monkey after that...
thanks zhi wei!
and rmb, never ever leave food (or gatorade) in your bag and put it at the small hut. you're asking for jiao jiao's friends to pwn u and they WILL pwn u. :(
thanks zhi wei!
and rmb, never ever leave food (or gatorade) in your bag and put it at the small hut. you're asking for jiao jiao's friends to pwn u and they WILL pwn u. :(
shit..im sry i lost the tagboard hahaha
why u SHLD piss in the water
we drink from it
we bathe from it
we wash from it
all we do is take from it
when do we ever give back
come on guys
share the love
give back the PISS
we bathe from it
we wash from it
all we do is take from it
when do we ever give back
come on guys
share the love
give back the PISS
the story of the little green man
once upon a time, there lived a little green man who lived in a little green house with little green windows and a little green door. he ate little green peas and drank little cups of green tea. he bathed in a little green bathtub and with a little green bar soap. he even had a little green rubber duck! so one day, in the midst of his little green bath, the little green man was interrupted by the ringing of his little green doorbell. he draped on a little green towel over his little green waist and went to open his little green door. much to his dismay, instead of a little green girl, there stood a rather frail looking old lady. suddenly, there was a sudden gush of wind, which blew the little green towel off the little green man's waist, exposing his little green thing. at the sight of the little green thing, the old woman screamed and ran across the road. a car hit her and she died.
what is the moral of the story?
do not cross the road when the little green man is flashing.
okay dumb and quite famous story bernard told me quite awhile ago. but still funny! -greens-
-teeheeZ
-blushes
what is the moral of the story?
do not cross the road when the little green man is flashing.
okay dumb and quite famous story bernard told me quite awhile ago. but still funny! -greens-
-teeheeZ
-blushes
Sunday, April 16, 2006
liar liar,
pants on fire!
*justin's pants with pee on it catches fire*
pants on fire!
*justin's pants with pee on it catches fire*
DUN HAIL JUSTIN CHIAM
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
oh come on jolene had an outbreak becos u pissed in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
yah rite you neva piss in the water
oh come on jolene had an outbreak becos u pissed in the water
ALL HAIL JUSTIN CHIAM
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
XD
(i think)
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
ive nv pissed in the water
XD
(i think)
edit: boon stole my second post
lolx i wonder who is actually gonna update and maintain this blog.. damnit boon stole my second post
sheng lin reporting!
have you got the spirit? yeah yeah!
can you show the spirit? yeah yeah!
one for all, all for one!
R-A-F-F-LEEAAAAAHHH
raffles row!
raffles row!
raffles rowwww!
now i wonder who pisses in the water. hmmmmm.
have you got the spirit? yeah yeah!
can you show the spirit? yeah yeah!
one for all, all for one!
R-A-F-F-LEEAAAAAHHH
raffles row!
raffles row!
raffles rowwww!
now i wonder who pisses in the water. hmmmmm.
edit : shenglin stole my first post =[