Sunday, December 24, 2006
The most stupid fetishes one could have...
This entry is meant to be stupid and discuss weird fetishes that could be present in our society...
1) You heard of pple who enjoy the feeling of pain? This individual takes it a step further. He likes to control his piss and crap and enjoys the feeling that would normally make a normal person start rolling on the floor with a contorted face and shouting vulgarities. Constipation is a joy for him! He simply loves it when what comes out is either rock hard or very very watery and gasy. SICKKKKKKK....Getting piles is a bonus for him.
2) Most pple like to be clean shaven. But this individual likes to keep his hair long and bushy. Yes and i'm not only talking about head hair, i'm talking bout hair all round his body, armpits, legs, belly button, ect. He thinks that hair is manly and may occasionally use gel, wax and hair cream to style his nt so public hair.
3) Statistics have shown that 92% of the general population are nose pickers. So digging your nose is quite normal. However, out of the 92%, 8% of them take a step further because they are so considerate. Instead of the usual flicking or wiping it on somebody else's shirt or bag or bus seat, this considerate guy gets rid of the rubbish he expels by eating his nose shit. Tasty!
4) You often see this rude person burping continuously for pure amusement and it irritates u...However a wise man once said, "Better out the front den out the back.". A more stupid fetish would be to purposely eat lots of fart inducing foods to fart continuously because you like that feeling of farting and it makes u go "ahhhhh...." or because you like irritating pple for pure amusement.
5) PISSING IN THE WATER!
=)
1) You heard of pple who enjoy the feeling of pain? This individual takes it a step further. He likes to control his piss and crap and enjoys the feeling that would normally make a normal person start rolling on the floor with a contorted face and shouting vulgarities. Constipation is a joy for him! He simply loves it when what comes out is either rock hard or very very watery and gasy. SICKKKKKKK....Getting piles is a bonus for him.
2) Most pple like to be clean shaven. But this individual likes to keep his hair long and bushy. Yes and i'm not only talking about head hair, i'm talking bout hair all round his body, armpits, legs, belly button, ect. He thinks that hair is manly and may occasionally use gel, wax and hair cream to style his nt so public hair.
3) Statistics have shown that 92% of the general population are nose pickers. So digging your nose is quite normal. However, out of the 92%, 8% of them take a step further because they are so considerate. Instead of the usual flicking or wiping it on somebody else's shirt or bag or bus seat, this considerate guy gets rid of the rubbish he expels by eating his nose shit. Tasty!
4) You often see this rude person burping continuously for pure amusement and it irritates u...However a wise man once said, "Better out the front den out the back.". A more stupid fetish would be to purposely eat lots of fart inducing foods to fart continuously because you like that feeling of farting and it makes u go "ahhhhh...." or because you like irritating pple for pure amusement.
5) PISSING IN THE WATER!
=)
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Somebody...
Today after training, KY and me walked past the Macs at Junction 8 and we saw Mr Ronald MacDonald.
There he was, putting one hand up and smiling at us and he reminded me of somebody.
HIGH-FIVE!
There he was, putting one hand up and smiling at us and he reminded me of somebody.
HIGH-FIVE!Hope he's doing all right in NZ (and not getting pwned by the sheep). Don't high-five or shake the sheep's limbs!
Friday, December 15, 2006
well-dressed man
Respect.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
totally useless information...
Don't u think tat maintaining a relationship nowadays is very costly and burns a hole in your pocket? This post shares a way in which no money needs to be spent to have a fun time.
First, enter your nearest bookshop. Go to the information section and find a book titled: Totally useless information. Take it and sit down along the aisle. You and your frens can read and get to know some totally useless information which is quite cool and fun. You will get to know how ignorant u actually are...
Coz tat day Jing Cong, me and another fren went to MPH when we waiting for some other frens and we started reading stuff. Jing Cong was reading a book on farting which is really a waste of money if u buy it coz it costs 20 bucks and its super thin and has crap inside like a page on "Famous People who have farted".
1. Gandi
2. Stalin
3 ect
which is super lame coz its super random.
Den Jing Cong gave me some dirty sex joke book for gals to read which he bought as a bdae present for his fren. Nope, he wasn't naughty enough to give it to Eve. It was some other guy classmate. Anyway, I think Bernard's sex jokes are more funny so maybe he should start writing a dirty joke book and earn lots of money.
kk coming back to the totally useless information which my other fren found. Just to show u some examples, i shall post the totally useless information i learnt tat day.
1. Did u know tat Morroco's orchestra is larger den its army?
2. A snail has 25000 teeth.
3. A leech has 35 brains.
4. A humpback whale has a 10 foot long penis. (Our height is only 5 feet.)
5. A humpback whale's penis is called a dork.
6. A gorilla's penis is 2 inches long.
7. Mosquitoes are more attracted to females den to males becoz of the higher oestrogen concentration for females.
8. Do u know your heart stops beating when u sneeze?
9. The total time you spend blinking a day will equilivilate to 30min of shutting your eyes.
10. A cicada spends 17 years sleeping. In the 2 weeks it is awake, it mates and den dies.
Yup...totally useless information is quite cool.
First, enter your nearest bookshop. Go to the information section and find a book titled: Totally useless information. Take it and sit down along the aisle. You and your frens can read and get to know some totally useless information which is quite cool and fun. You will get to know how ignorant u actually are...
Coz tat day Jing Cong, me and another fren went to MPH when we waiting for some other frens and we started reading stuff. Jing Cong was reading a book on farting which is really a waste of money if u buy it coz it costs 20 bucks and its super thin and has crap inside like a page on "Famous People who have farted".
1. Gandi
2. Stalin
3 ect
which is super lame coz its super random.
Den Jing Cong gave me some dirty sex joke book for gals to read which he bought as a bdae present for his fren. Nope, he wasn't naughty enough to give it to Eve. It was some other guy classmate. Anyway, I think Bernard's sex jokes are more funny so maybe he should start writing a dirty joke book and earn lots of money.
kk coming back to the totally useless information which my other fren found. Just to show u some examples, i shall post the totally useless information i learnt tat day.
1. Did u know tat Morroco's orchestra is larger den its army?
2. A snail has 25000 teeth.
3. A leech has 35 brains.
4. A humpback whale has a 10 foot long penis. (Our height is only 5 feet.)
5. A humpback whale's penis is called a dork.
6. A gorilla's penis is 2 inches long.
7. Mosquitoes are more attracted to females den to males becoz of the higher oestrogen concentration for females.
8. Do u know your heart stops beating when u sneeze?
9. The total time you spend blinking a day will equilivilate to 30min of shutting your eyes.
10. A cicada spends 17 years sleeping. In the 2 weeks it is awake, it mates and den dies.
Yup...totally useless information is quite cool.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Monks...
Due to the recent turn of events, where certain respectable innocent canoeists have become sneaky and cunning, here's a post to highlight the benefits of being a monk or NGO(NO GALFREN ORGANISATION)...and the detriments and implications of being cunning...Firstly, you become poorer coz u end up gg out more and paying double. Rmb that pair of shoes u wanted, that branded bag u sought after, the concert u wanted to attend? Thx to oppurtunity cost, yes, the galfren comes first so you can't get those things anymore...
Secondly, your time is limited so you have to sacrifice gg out with your clique, playing com games, even sch work for your galfren. For example, if some guy in a blue shirt decided to abandon his CCA frens to go eat lunch with his potential galfren after training...
Thirdly, it opens up an avenue for scandals. For example, if you already have a target galfren in mind and you still go around groping or carassing other pple's shoulders abroad, pple will think you are a bastard and a flirt...especially that gal you really liked...who may have liked you back and wanted to give u a hug b4 you left abroad to do CIP...
Fourthly, next year is our A levels. So we should be mugging our ass off and nt get distracted. Dun give yourself the excuse tat gg to study at the library with tat special gal is gonna be productive. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF! And stop peeking at the gal when u pretend to read your notes in the library. She's nt so dumb as nt to realise you are forever stuck at maths notes chapter 0 surds and indices...
Fifth, you are gg army after 1 year anyway. Tat's y even Shenglin the romantic canoeist became a monk after entering RJC. Its nt that he looks like an ogre or a troll, he actually has a hot bod and a cute smile and many gals want him. But he is so focused on his studies and occasionally vandalising property, killing wildlife and destroying the natural ecosystem that he finds it meaningless to be as sneaky and cunning as other canoeists who shall nt be named here.
Of course, there are the exceptional few who can balance their studies and relationships well...pple like JUSTIN CHIAM :)
Apart from gg training REGULARLY and studying TIRELESSLY, he actually has time to establish a strong relationship with 加思敏, and play com games relentlessly. I respect him...加思敏 is such a lucky gal to have him! But this is no surprise coz Justin is so handsome, so smart, so capable, so friendly, so attractive, so morally prudent, so helpful, so charming...it will be no surprise if he ended up being more successful den even ky_kooldude.
Anyway, i think i wanna be a monk...a sneaky and cunning monk.
Monday, December 11, 2006
:)
the guy in blue is mr cunning. he damn cunning. very very sneaky.the guy in yellow is mr coolio. coolio coolio.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
put your hands on me!!!
dedicated to our dear Kenneth LOooo and Elisaaa
WAhaHAHAhah...
sneaky sneaky:P
Friday, December 08, 2006
for our dear jingcong.
the asian squat!
whooo.
whooo.
beng cao gang mu
i think jay chou's mv very cool.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dzUHPHJwZaE
let's all learn the beng cao gang mu dance. :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dzUHPHJwZaE
let's all learn the beng cao gang mu dance. :)
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Random post
PRAWNZZZZ
Prawnzzz are edible, shrimp-like crustaceans, belonging to the sub-order Dendrobranchiata [1]. They are distinguished from the superficially similar shrimp by the gill structure which is branching in prawns (hence the name, dendro="tree"; branchia="gill"), but is lamellar in shrimp. The sister taxon to Dendrobranchiata is Pleocyemata, which contains all the true shrimp, crabs, lobsters, etc.
The name "prawn" is often mis-applied, most often to shrimp, generally the larger species, such as Leander serratus; in the United States, according to the 1911 Encyclopedia, the word "prawn" usually indicates a freshwater shrimp or prawn. In Middle English, the word "prawn" is recorded as prayne or prane; no cognate form can be found in any other language. It has often been connected to the Latin perna, a ham-shaped shellfish, but this is due to an old scholarly error that connected perna and parnocchie with prawne-fishes or shrimps. In fact, the Old Italian perna and pernocchia meant a shellfish that yielded nacre, or mother-of-pearl.*
Hence, since e=mc^2, and f=ma,
Boon is a prawn.
Don't ask me why though... I have no clue...
*Taken from wiki
Prawnzzz are edible, shrimp-like crustaceans, belonging to the sub-order Dendrobranchiata [1]. They are distinguished from the superficially similar shrimp by the gill structure which is branching in prawns (hence the name, dendro="tree"; branchia="gill"), but is lamellar in shrimp. The sister taxon to Dendrobranchiata is Pleocyemata, which contains all the true shrimp, crabs, lobsters, etc.
The name "prawn" is often mis-applied, most often to shrimp, generally the larger species, such as Leander serratus; in the United States, according to the 1911 Encyclopedia, the word "prawn" usually indicates a freshwater shrimp or prawn. In Middle English, the word "prawn" is recorded as prayne or prane; no cognate form can be found in any other language. It has often been connected to the Latin perna, a ham-shaped shellfish, but this is due to an old scholarly error that connected perna and parnocchie with prawne-fishes or shrimps. In fact, the Old Italian perna and pernocchia meant a shellfish that yielded nacre, or mother-of-pearl.*
Hence, since e=mc^2, and f=ma,
Boon is a prawn.
Don't ask me why though... I have no clue...
*Taken from wiki
Monday, December 04, 2006
back.. random..
was jus lying on my bed reading time..
it was then tt the image of vieng samai came back.. recalling the unpaved gravel road, moonlight upon the pitch darkness of the night, peering into the empty and run down attap huts..
looking arnd agn.. nice florescent light, music playing on the desktop, comfortable bed, ready and available knowledge and information (till a point it gets annoying)..
we are indeed blessed ppl..
(gearing up for trng on sat.. hope there's no capping spree)
it was then tt the image of vieng samai came back.. recalling the unpaved gravel road, moonlight upon the pitch darkness of the night, peering into the empty and run down attap huts..
looking arnd agn.. nice florescent light, music playing on the desktop, comfortable bed, ready and available knowledge and information (till a point it gets annoying)..
we are indeed blessed ppl..
(gearing up for trng on sat.. hope there's no capping spree)