bernard where's your post?!

haha seems like i havent posted in quite a long time. and since i've just gotten my new phone, i have some very interesting pictures and videos that shawn took during the lunch. i've only uploaded the more interesting ones so here goes.

first, kane the horny bastard. i think he was staring at either bangbang or paul.



but anyway, he got suanned by guoren for having a bony ass, coz a certain someone went to open the cubicle door while he was showering. quote guoren, as accurate as i can remember,"his ass is damn bony, its like two lumps of fat but saggy."

maybe i could post a picture of it someday.... heh.

next up, we have boon, the autistic child.



scratching his head incessantly while staring into blank space, or is he sleeping?

i can sense boon complaining now, but nothing goes unsupported.



"hooo hooo hooo, ahhhhh!"

白痴. baichi.

haha i think he's gonna own me damn soon. but who cares!

and finally, we have a stikfas figurine of a member of our j1 canoeing team. picture proudly sponsored by peter is nice!.



i'm not saying who issit, but i think its pretty obvious.

ok that's all i have for now.

and oh, dont forget the sentosa outing tmr. its 8.30 at harbourfront mrt! please bring wadever food or drinks you have. we're gonna need them.

p.s. we'll be having fun at siloso beach so dont forget to bring an extra set of clothes and soap to wash up!

This morning, we had training at macritchie but i was damn tired and sleepy coz last nite i ended up watching Assualt on Precinct 13 and American Pie: The Wedding coz my com was a lil screwed so i couldn't dota...the reasib tat i am blogging now is coz my warcraft got prob so i decided to spend my time constructively...

Anyway, I encourage everyone to watch all 4 American Pie movies coz that are damn funny and you can learn a lot from those movies. So after a hard day of training, watching it is really a good way to destress.

Talking bout distressing, here are some random songs like that helps me destress...
1) This is the best day ever (My chemical romance)
2) My heroine (Silverstein)
3) All songs from The Used...like Box of sharp objects, I caught fire, Let it bleed, Listening, Bulimic, Blue and Yellow.
4) Yellow Card songs too...Ocean Avenue, Sureshot, Only one, Star struck, Gifts and curses, Miles away.
5) My eyes burn (Matchbook romance)
6) Runnning away (Hoobastank)
7) (Delta Goodrem) Lost with you, Innocent eyes
8) Hands Down (Dashboard Confessional)
9) Just the girl, Catch this wave (The Click 5)
10) Always you, Gone so young (Amber Pacific)

yay now you have 10 bands to look up on...anyway these bands are mostly emo (that's wat my fren says)...i think emo means emotional rock which is something like alternative rock.

anyway, tmr there will be a bunch of hot guys with hot bods gg sentosa...only 1 of the guys dun have hot bod coz according to a guy canoeist whose arms are too big for his body, quote "his ass is rough and not as nice as sumin's"...anyway the guy who has an un-hot ass is the noob who can't beat me at running.

shiet...think i gonna get owned at sentosa tmr...i hate consequences.

hello! my first post 2!

anw, was rather amused by wad happened over lunch todae..

ok, presenting to u "words of wisdom from chiam"

1) (some school) girls look chio from far but far from chio -.-"

wait, i forgot the other two.. sorry..

anw, i realised that everybody's improving tremendously over the past few weeks.. good job everyone.. raffles canoeing got hope.. haha..

ok.. i shall end this post by posting 3 jokes tt i overheard from selene..

1) Why is Osama a two-third woman?
because he is a wanted (one-third) man
2) What colour is teh peng?
gray. because tay ping hui (teh peng hui) (fyi: hui is mandarin for gray)
3) Why are mushrooms popular in a party?
because they're fungi (fun guy!)

answers are in white underneath the questions so highlight the text under the questions to get the answers.. quite lame but funny..

cya peepz.. haf fun..

okay guys

THIS wed 31 may

there ll be a sentosa outing for us to play vball, soccer, frisbee you name it!

meet 8.30 at harbour front mrt

all those who cannot make it pls tag on the board.

as this is a canoeist outing

j1 gals are also invited to come.

yay, we got our '04/'05 captain's sec 3 class photo!!! let's look for any significant changes!

can u spot the most muscular person in the picture? (btw, this class is 3a)

well you might have to look a little closer cause he's not v v big yet...

ooo there u have it! the familiar smile from our captain! lol nothing has really changed much... the same hairstyle, same face, same teeth... (too bad his body is blocked by his classmates. if not the differences MIGHT be more obvious)

i wonder how he looks like in sec 4... hmmmm...

then while looking through the other classes, i saw a t-rex!
Eeeks! i thought they only come from jurassic park... but somehow THE chinese high had kept one...
yikes, this t-rex sure packs a bite! better watch out for him...

After like a long long time, i decided to post again...and the reason i stopped posting for some time was because i was suffering from depression.

Reasons for my depression...

1) Some pple who knew Kane and me said Kane grew after joining canoeing and i din and as i am easily jealous and sensitive, i was emotionally affected.

2) Because i was sick last wk, i ended up skipping training and going home myself for 2 days in a row which is a record. From sec 1, i have only gone home by myself at most 1 consecutive time (which is an oxymoron coz 1 is not consecutive...my gp teacher juz revised wat an oxymoron is yesterday). So being lonely made me sad.

3) I din go out last wkend and ended up dotaing the whole wkend away and tat made me sad coz i got no life and i wasted all my time on dota instead of catching up on my work.

But now, i got over my depression and as a determined individual, i decided tat destiny is and will always be in my hands so i made resolutions b4 i slept last wed when i was sick and i din come to sch.

1st resolution: Start being more devout to God.
2nd: Less dota.
3rd: Be less jealous bout stuff.

Anyway talking bout jealousy, i was on the train with Kane and Jing Cong on the way home today after training when i realized that Kane had indeed grown bigger. Anyway we started talking bout running and how we will lead the j1s' next year to run 10km run at macritchie. Den i told him we weren't qualified coz we weren't the fastest runners in j1 canoeing. Coz Zhi Chao, Kaiyang, Bernard all Tim Chow all beat us in 2.4km run in Napfa. Anyway Kane can't accept the fact that i beat his 2.4km run by 3 sec(9.40 and 9.43min) so he was sore about it, saying the reason was coz we ran 10km the day b4 his napfa for canoe training. So to prove once and for all that i am not totally useless, i am gonna issue him an official challenge for 2.4km run. He told me to train for it coz he will train for it...but i know without training i can still pwn his ass.

In conclusion, I am a jealous individual who runs faster than Kane.

PS: Jing Cong is the most noob coz his 400m still lose to me and Kane by 10sec. (This only applies to running and not gymming, pullups, or any other things that his big boobs dun prove to be a hinderance coz big boobs=heavier=slower running so we can't blame him for running slow)

Sorry to disappoint you all but I'm some nub at english so I won't be posting any poems.

Anywayyyyyyy, I got some pictures of what happened after 11th May training! Here's what happened after some very very very exciting sets! (thanks to ky and jc)















We DIED!Don't these photos remind you of some graveyard movie where there are like zombies lying around? Somemore these zombies are HOT and sweaty and they really stink...

Here's a closer look...
Look at that! We're really deadddddd, except for Kong who has the energy to get up. He's a MANly zombie.

Let's take an even closer look.
Hmmm, I wonder why Bernard is giving such a horny smile... Probably because he just molested ky or something and ky feels very depressed. :P tsk tsk

so this was what happened. we died. let's hope we can survive the upcoming trainings during the hols.

after training, we decided to go to longhouse to get FRESH MEAT to restore our energy levels. while waiting for 410 to come, Seetoh had some tricks up his sleeve to show us.

first he had to do some stretching while i posed for the camera. "V for Victory!" his rage started to build up and he was almost ready... (i'm still posing there)
and then his eyes were burning with fire...RAGE COMPLETE! BEYOND GODLIKE!
btw, he's not standing on anything... he's doing the supporting-yourself-on-the-beam-with-only-two-hands which only imba people can do. some bomb.

to our young readers, do not attempt this at home!
you might end up breaking your bones.
to learn it, ask seetoh!

last but not least, i think javine is a baboon. and no, i'm not a toilet bowl. and i like little gay things like bananas and mayonaise! woo hoo!

OUT of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

-William Ernest Henley

Hi everyone, due to popular demand (thank you thank you), I'll be posting. haha. just j/k...

Anyway, today's training was real fun, and I'm really proud of you guys finishing the run as a team. Hope those who are currently sick recover soon, and do take care of yourselves. :) As we inch towards our season next year, I just want to say that we're in this as a team, and we're going to achieve as a team, so do keep up the good work, and stay strong (we'll need it to beat the rest). Perhaps I should just say a few words to each of us right now...

In no particular order... To...
Zhicao aka Train: You are a man. Keep on being a man. Being a man is good. Keep training hard bro.

Looloo: You are a man. And you, along with the C rowers will be the ones that give us the fighting chance. Jia you!

Jameson Lua: You are a screwup, but you're a man too. You've improved by leaps and bounds since you first joined and i certainly hope to see you use your talent (imba balance - notice the irony there haha) to good use. :)

Paul: You've got great potential and equally great spirit Paul, and you're a reminder to the team on how we can push ourselves to the max. Keep working on your weaknesses bro and you'll excel.

Baboon: It's great seeing you try your best during runs, and it's been even better since we've been finishing them together. Runrunrunrunrun and you'll be much stronger for it.

Sheng Lin: What can I say... lol. Keep up the good work and continue being the pillar of the team, it's great having you as a fellow teammate. And keep smiling. :D

Kane: Another vertebrae in the backbone of the team. It's been great training with you and having you push me, and everyone else on sometimes. Keep it up bro.

Chiamster: Yo, you've got great talent and it's just beginning to shine. Peservere with what you've got and I'm absolutely certain that you'll do well next year. Don't be distracted, and set your eyes on the goal (and possibly the gold for next year's national juniors huh?) :)

Bernard: Bernard you amaze me with your willpower all the time. Just continue to train hard, and never let anything put you down. Go on out there and prove your detractors wrong.

Shawn: Hope you've recovered fully from your illness. Don't shortchange yourself when it comes to training, and you'll go far, real far. Train hard and train smart bro. :)

Guoren: Thus far, it's been great knowing you. Proud of you for completing the run today. Do keep the canoeing benchmark high and propel us on eh? :)

Peter: Hey man... Yet another devoted and committed member. Train hard, and keep uplifting us in spirit with your humour. Be a man.

Kenneth Kong: Although you joined us later, it's as if you've been there with us from the start. Keep up the rapid improvement, and inspire the rest to greater heights with your effort. :)

Selwyn: You are a man. Great potential and commitment. I'm proud to have you as a teammate. Don't worry about the lateness of your entry into the team, it's no obstacle. Keep up the pull-ups, and you'll go far too.

James: Hey dude, you're fast on a T1, and that's great. Keep your attendance more regular and jiao lian might just notice you. With that said, it's been great having you on the team. Work on the rigour and discipline bro. :)

Chowster: C1 man. Hey, didn't expect both us of us to end up in the same CCA. lol. Another strong silent backbone of the team, who's great at getting us all together and pumped up. Go C1 dude! :)

Seetoh: Yet another C rower. Hey, keep up the running and the discipline on your C2 and you'll be blazing man. Go for it, you've got great potential to excel in your boat.

Bang Bang: Keep pushing yourself and never forget that we're in this as a team. Don't shortchange yourself during training, but instead keep pushing the limits with your mental strength. You've come far but there's still a long and oft painful road ahead. But we'll be there as a team for you. :)

Jing Cong: Hey, keep up the good work. Your strength will come in handy after you've mastered the K1 stroke. Don't give up ok? It'll come in time. :)


Yup, that's it. All 20 of us will be in this for the long-haul. And all of us are going to make or break our season hopes next year. So keep this noble burden on your shoulders, but we'll shoulder it all the way to the finish line next year. Let's do this for Raffles.

no training tmr.

i am SOOOOO SAD

i got my wed off.

sobsssszzZxzxz

:((

i was juz looking thru my frenster bulletin

and i saw this riddle


Date:Sunday, May 14, 2006 00:47:00
Subject:CAN U SOLVE THIS??

Message:
see if you can answer this Riddle.
You are stuck in a room with no windows or
doors. a solid room. Only things in this room is a
mirror and a table. how do you escape? Copy this
and post it to your bulletin board and then press
post and you will get the answer. P.S. You wont
believe this, but this really does give you the
answer


i was thinking abt it for like 2 secs

den it dawned upon me

why would u wanna get out of the room?!

uve got a table to slp on

and

a

mirror.

isnt tt enough to survive? dumb riddle


juz for luffs im nt tt obsessed i swear

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i lurve rugby!
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lurrrrve it
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oooh durin my cj match
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i scored a tryy!!
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woohoo
.:zy:. . says:
my virgin try
.:zy:. . says:
hahaha
bernard says:
woah!!
bernard says:
nicenice
.:zy:. . says:
n i squeeze a chi boy balls
bernard says:
LOL
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lol
bernard says:
chi boy?
bernard says:
chinese boy?
bernard says:
hahah wtf
.:zy:. . says:
ya
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cuz against
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mi
.:zy:. . says:
i squeezed an indian
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so now chi
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who knows
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next is malay!
.:zy:. . says:
lol
bernard says:
squeezed indian balls?
.:zy:. . says:
yup
.:zy:. . says:
its pretyty bigg i muz say
.:zy:. . says:
hahaha
bernard says:
haha
bernard says:
wtf

canoeist life is kind of boring so i decided that a pet would certainly do well to brighten up our lives. so that day at water trainin.. i decided to adopt a pet for the good of our team!!:) Introducing the one and only JIAOJIAO!!


his tall, big and "handsome", and is particularly interested in opposite sex.. regardless of them being monkeys or not..
here's another picture i caught.. taking a nap i guess.. he block so much space on the grass that we had to space to put our boats..

jiaojiao in his younger days.. after rescuing a female cat from the water, he proceeds to CPR.. poor cat.. having to endure the wonderful scent diffusing out from his breath..

hmm tats all i have about our pet right now.. i'll keep updating on the progress of Jiaojiao!! stay tune:)

here's jameson looking like a jameson. note: jameson here is used as a descriptive adjective.


here's a statue of u-glen


here's bernard looking pretty.


here's pretty bernard getting raped by justin. justin couldnt resist bernard.


..here they are 10 minutes later

well since its election day, i guess its appropriate to release justin chiam's election video!



as a result of this charming video, justin was self-elected to be the c-captain!

Hello people, after a successful Canoeist outing at dance nite + the stayover at Justin's hse, I'm here to blog about it!

I was sitting beside Bernard at KK27 & 28, two of us a couple while the other canoeists were dispersed around the theatre. Chiam, Seetoh, Sheng Lin and Boon got the front row seats! They must have enjoyed themselves more than all the other canoeists! Damnnn... Nonetheless, I had much fun with Bernard at my side. Hehehe

Yes, many of the dances were very provocative, take for example, the jazz one... Bernard was like saying, "dominatrix, I like" Wooo so Bernard likes dominant females, now we know who's Bernard target in canoeing now don't we? Hmmm... Boon Shing has got himself a challenger...

Then there was this dance called Siren (I think) which got Bernard very excited. He was sitting on the edge of his seat with his eyes wide open and I was wondering what he was looking at.

Me: Hey why you suddenly so excited?
B: Hmmm... the ****s look so big. I think my friend's in there.
Me: !!!! You recognise the ****s and not the person?!?!
B: err... (both start laughing)

But I don't 100% blame Bernard, we can't see the faces from row KK (it was the 3rd row from the back, 2nd level!), we can only see the figures. Also, they all look the same with tied ponytails. I couldn't even find my classmate! zzzz booring.

Then like during the dance you can see girls leaning on their bfs' shoulders. It really pisses me off if you know that girl is two-timing. It's screwed up. Here a good example.

SO blatant!!

Then of course we cannot miss out the great emcee -> U-Glen. Too bad he didn't flex his muscles during the show. Would have made it even better. Here's a picture of him with make-up. Let's compare him with our resident kooldude :)

How do they look? :)

After the nite, we went to orchard cine to watch mi3. Before the show, we went to the arcade and here we can see the c2 brothers playing time-crisis 2.

Seetoh is some kickass pro while our Justin is er... er... not bad la. ("The problem's with the gun la") In this picture, we can see that Chiam aims his finger wrongly and fails to dig his nose. Aw... Btw, Seetoh spent only 1 credit and also completed the last stage without his left contact lens on (it dropped off during the game). Machamp!

Now I would like to dedicate some photos I scanned to our deprived Jameson. There will be a time when Jameson changes for the better and be a winner. (Quote Jameson, "Canoeists are all losers except paul, shawn and jing cong because we got no gfs...") For now, be happy and content with what you are! Don't be despos...

Here, enjoy!

Notice our ownage k2's backman in one of the pics. He looks godlikely... (like he just appear out of nowhere for the photo shoot)

Congrats to the dance team for staging such a wonderful performance! :P

Let's go for another outing together soon! =)

yea this entry is dedicated to our resident happyman ba boon...

i noticed that even though boonie is not a good runner and always dies during runs, he pushes himself to his max. thats something, yea... and boon deserves a pat on the back for that.

yea so... good job boon keep working k? sooner or later there will come a day when... u'd improve so much ud look back and laugh...

Hi guys, this is your friendly c-rower, who always gets sucked into your $%*&@ backwash and die, bringing you some updates on the real Canoeists! (Yay!)

Today we had a very exciting water training. With Justin Chiam and Jonathan Seetoh together in C-2, there was bound to be excitement for all to see. But firstly, we must congratulate Chiamples and Seetoh for doing a good job in a C-2! They paddled to 250m mark without capping! How many of you can do that man? I doubt any of you will have the chance to try anyways...

OK back to the "exciting" training. So Seetoh was the frontman while Chiam was the backman. During first half of the training, Seetoh was doing much of the stuntman action (capsizing) while Chiam stayed on the boat. But don't worry Seetoh, you can be as good as Chiam! Just do more neck-stretching before training, guaranteed to tilt the boat back to stable position. So what happened during the second half of training? Many things. Now it was Chiam's turn to capsize more.

Excerpts from Seetoh: (S=seetoh, C=chiam)
(Cap at end point)
S: stop! stop paddling!
*splash* (chiam caps)
S: what were u doing??
C: oh sorry, i was thinking of something

(Cap at 250m)
C: hey seetoh, you brace first
S: ok...
*splash* (chiam caps)
S: what happened?
C: sorry, i was digging my nose

And when you see the c-2 at the 250m mark, most of the time there's only one person on board cause one of them dies at the turning (or maybe digging). So now, we have an additional skill for Chiam! The hairstyling, mirror-loving, flexing, peeing and digging Chiam! Woohoo multi-talented!

But I must say, Chiam and Seetoh are pretty fast in the c-2! Woohooo

Btw, watch out for the C-paddlers! Tim, Chiam, Seetoh plus me can join forces and form a C4! Da BOMB! Destroy you all... yeahhhhh

As nobody seems to be posting in this hectic period, i shall post something random...cool places to lan and pool.

When I was in RI, let's say i used to be quite free so apart from random games like soccer and bball which was like my sole exercises, i used to lan and pool quite often. Kane and Big boobs often join me coz they as bo liao as me but here are the places i used to hang out...

For pool,

Meridian Monster Cue...between somerset and dhoby ghaut mrt, near istana
this place price per hour is some monster, hence the name. its like 6.80 for non peak and 10.80 for peak. but this is my favourite place coz the ambience is gd and the tables are not bad. There used to be 2 monster cues in Meridian but 1 closed down coz the police raided and there were lots of youngsters inside below 16...tt's y last time i go there, coz i underage...lol. anyway the foodcourt at meridian is not bad, especially the korean food.

Next is Classic Pool in Parkway Builders level 10 which is the blue building opposite closest to parkway parade. That place just expanded late last year so there are like imba number of tables there which are new. The balls there are also quite new and shiny. Rates there are slightly cheaper den monster cue...round 8 bucks for 9 foot table. But must get good position or else can be quite cramped at times. the cues and tables also not bad.

3rd is Megapool in Parkway Builders level 5 and i'm a member there so sometimes i go play there coz got 20% off...den anniversaries i sometimes get sms tat ask me go there collect some pool vouchers to play which is like so cool. last year i got 20 bucks free...wonder wat i will get this year. anyway the ambience there is good and the layout of the shop is gd. the downside is tat the tables are getting a bit old coz i got the membership 2 years ago so the tables are like 3 years old liao. Rates are around 8 bucks but on wk days u can go play 7ft table for 3.90. But dun play 7 feet table, only waste your time.

4th is serangoon gardens country club. They only have 2 pool tables and 2 snooker tables but they are good. But u gotta be a member to play there or enter as a guest with another member. Balls are very very shiny and tables are very very smooth. However, the cues are a tad too thick so if u like to play jump balls and add spin, den your game may screw up a bit. Anyway if u enter as a guest with a member, the guest has to pay damn a lot...

5th is Paradigm which is the building next to ParkMall at Dhoby Ghaut. I used to go there but den i realized it kinda sux so i stopped going there liao. Anyway, rates used to be 5 bucks an hour so it was quite cheap and they let in sec 3 coz they think pple with ic are like 16 already...noobs.

Anyway i heard there is a place opposite Meridian which has pool also but i forgot wat its called so nvm.

The other places really sucks so i shall just tell u where they are. Cine got K-pool which is ex...real ex and cramped. There's 2 near bedok interchange but they both suck. there's one at grandlink at paya labar mrt.there's one at katong shopping centre. there's one near parkway parade called hotshots, this is like 1 of the worse coz last time when i shot a ball, it travelled towards the hole and when it was going in, it rolled backwards...like wtf lor!

Anyway, i decided not to talk bout lan coz i gotta slp liao...and if u decide to play pool, do call me. i'm noob.